If we run out of sarcasm, there's some left over cynicism in the freezer.

But, we won't run out of sarcasm.

Posts tagged "marcinhates"

More Fun Facts!

I can’t go to City College next semester. I’m stuck at my old school. Hm… I don’t know what to do now. I guess I’ll continue going to school for free and get a bunch of degrees and maybe fall into something I like? We’ll see.

Oh man… I just realized that all those rules of mine that I broke because I wasn’t coming back are just… oy. *facepalm*


I was out with friends last night, and they heard I’d never had KFC before. They put an end to that.

I was out with friends last night, and they heard I’d never had KFC before. They put an end to that.





First order of business as (almost) President? Unicorn Piss with Kidney Stones.

First order of business as (almost) President? Unicorn Piss with Kidney Stones.


yo dont be giving away my ~SECRET RECIPE to tumblr

Ok, I think you need to understand who follows me on tumblr:

*Our mutual friends

*Drunks who wouldn’t make that because there’s not a high enough booze to mixer ratio

Also, the amounts were never specified.

Also, idk why, but my legs hurt to move. I think it’s your fault. 


assvengersarsemble:

I bet Thor bashes him off the edge on corners
That’s really why Loki turned out to be a little shit
Because Thor was a douche when they played Rainbow Road

assvengersarsemble:

I bet Thor bashes him off the edge on corners

That’s really why Loki turned out to be a little shit

Because Thor was a douche when they played Rainbow Road

(via the-passing-of-arwen)


heronqueenblues:

on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying

(via monsterhunts)


marcinhates:

it is more than just a morning beverage…it is…a way of life?

(via monsterhunts)


pineappledean:

aavikka:

henryviiisensuite:

cryinG BECAUSE THIS NEW BURGER PLACE JUST OPENED 


“Something happened to Cas… He just let go.”

pineappledean:

aavikka:

henryviiisensuite:

cryinG BECAUSE THIS NEW BURGER PLACE JUST OPENED 

“Something happened to Cas… He just let go.”

(via mishawinsexster)


manzanas-amargas:

You, m’dear, are the best. Ever.

Likewise, I’m sure.

Not trying to sound egotistical, but I actually think you might enjoy my Homestuck AUs. There’s this one, the new one where Rose and Eridan are sexy rival illusionists, the long-standing one based on 1860s sensation novels, and one that’s straight-up horror (which I’ve been working on for a year but has yet to see the internet). Especially if you’re starting to get into Homestuck a little bit as a few of your recent posts suggest.

*wonk*

Though, I mean, they’re all WIPs at this point? IDK.

Okay, so I’m just starting this adventure into the world that is Homestuck, and I will begin reading these immediately, BUT you need to meet my friend whose tumblr handle is marcinhates. I cannot believe I have never thought about this. But, you two would be SUCH good friends, and your response reminded me of that, especially the bit about the 1860s sensation, because if I had faith in any writer to pull that off, it’d be you.

Moral of this useless paragraph: marcinhates, manzanas-amargas, become friends! DO EET! ‘Tis important. Really super important, please just do this.