If we run out of sarcasm, there's some left over cynicism in the freezer.

But, we won't run out of sarcasm.

 

princess-palpatine:

why is everyone so reluctant to sort their faves into Slytherin? the house description is “ambitious and cunning” not “they’re all fucking evil slimy malicious twats.”

No, Allen. You got what you wanted. You were ordinary, just like every other freshman and I made your life extraordinary. Go be you now, all by yourself. Leave me alone.

You don’t mean that.

(Source: merriell)

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

(Source: ripharryjamespotter)

snakewife:

monsterstrongpiercing:

The Selfie (x)

Mother Fuck yes!! Plus I have a ton of good looking friends. I love when Ya’ll show me your mother fucking mugs.

Cosigning the hell out of this.

(Source: anklbitrs)

http://snakewife.tumblr.com/post/96667617737/culumacilinte-coveredinsnow-please

culumacilinte:

coveredinsnow-:

please consider: rihanna as crowley and lupita as aziraphale

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this brought to you by the committee for the healthy perpetuation of good omens fancasts that don’t involve a) benedict cumberbatch and martin freeman, b) benedict cumberbatch and matt…

malformalady:

Juvenile skate ( probably Raja sp.). This specimen is extremely fragile and small, hence warping could not be avoided completely, and the branchial apparatus could not be saved except for the 5th basibranchial.

malformalady:

Juvenile skate ( probably Raja sp.). This specimen is extremely fragile and small, hence warping could not be avoided completely, and the branchial apparatus could not be saved except for the 5th basibranchial.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

briangefrich:

huffingtonpost:

German Ad Doesn’t Need Words To Speak Volumes About Supporting Your Kids

Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.

Watch the full commercial that will sum those awkward high school years perfectly here. 

(Source: Hornbach

This is the kind of dad I want to be.

This is the kind of dad I wish I had…

I saw the first two gifs, and I thought it was gonna be a gifset about the goth chick and the nerd preppy girl hooking up and being cute lesbians together. I’m not sure if I’m disappointed.

lightspeedsound:

pmon3y69:

antifascistaction:

otipemsiw:

basedheisenberg:

Neo-Nazis get their shit pushed in by native american grandmothers, who then capture their flag, take selfies with it, and then burn it.
Neo Nazi status: Wrekt.

Fav 4ever

You will never be as cool as these grandmothers.

literally the most punk rock thing on my dash ever. Nazi Punks fuck off

literally these grannies will beat out every single white dudebro in a game of CAPTURE THE FLAG

lightspeedsound:

pmon3y69:

antifascistaction:

otipemsiw:

basedheisenberg:

Neo-Nazis get their shit pushed in by native american grandmothers, who then capture their flag, take selfies with it, and then burn it.

Neo Nazi status: Wrekt.

Fav 4ever

You will never be as cool as these grandmothers.

literally the most punk rock thing on my dash ever. Nazi Punks fuck off

literally these grannies will beat out every single white dudebro in a game of CAPTURE THE FLAG

kelldarian:

Dragoncon pictures: round 1.

Still have more to upload, but iphone and cheapie camera photos are up on my flickr: 
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kelldar/sets/72157646875197471/

I
'll post again when I add more!

There are a million things that I got to do at Dragon. One of them, was meeting this amazing cosplayer! She’s so damn talented. I hope everyone else got to see her, too.