Maddex

If we run out of sarcasm, there's some left over cynicism in the freezer.

But, we won't run out of sarcasm.

200dollargod:

each person who gets on post-East Coast airing and starts liveblogging the episode, when they get excited because gabe i’m just sitting here going, “oh no no baby no come here noooooooo”

Anonymous asked: hey lima bean. what fruit is twice as good as any other? ....a pear! (ahahahaha okay i'll show myself out... love you!)

ARIANNA IS THE CUTEST! EVERYONE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.

Making this public, because I like showing off ;P

wondermaid:

if you think gender has nothing to do with rape you need to fucking do your research

here look i’ll do some for you

no one is saying that men can’t be raped we would NEVER say that. but when we are talking about the prevalence of rape culture in a patriarchal society, that’s when we are focusing on women. and you all only ever bring up male survivors to derail discussions and further your anti-feminist (misogynist) agendas anyway.

(Source: lezzieknope)

scaredpotter:

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
the warning history shows,
for our Hogwarts is in danger
from external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her
or we’ll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you…
let the Sorting now begin.