Maddex

If we run out of sarcasm, there's some left over cynicism in the freezer.

But, we won't run out of sarcasm.

fishfingersandpasta:

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

It is night vale I wouldn’t be surprised

(Source: garbagemonarch)

pocketpadfoot:

Part of me wants Sirius to be totally inconspicuous about his gender/sexual identity because he thinks it’s no ones business and a part of me wants him to dramatically stand up at breakfast, say “I’m too queer to be here” and go back to bed

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

mayangelsfall:

blueboxfrombakerstreet:

mayangelsfall:

Just imagine Dean kissing Cas for the first time, and Cas being completely shocked -

And Dean taking advantage of the momentary lapse to stab Castiel with the angel blade; the demon laughing as the life fades from those blue eyes.

And then imagine Cas covering Dean’s demon eyes as he sinks to the floor, trying to remember the real Dean. His Dean.image

OH MY GOD

WHY